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︎︎︎About


TIMOTHY MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY

Role: Writer

Satire written for McSweeney’s.



I Am Belphegor, the Demon of Sloth, And I Think It’s Time For Trump To Concede the Election (2020)

Yes, Scar Commanded His Hyenas to Plunder Pride Rock, But We Cannot Banish a Former King to the Elephant Graveyard (2021)


I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk (2021)