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TIMOTHY MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY

Role: Contributing Writer

Satire written for McSweeney’s.



My Landlord Totoro


I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk


Yes, Scar Commanded His Hyenas to Plunder Pride Rock, But We Cannot Banish a Former King to the Elephant Graveyard


I Am Belphegor, the Demon of Sloth, And I Think It’s Time For Trump To Concede the Election